This wallpaper is mesmerizing. 

I’m too short to see out of the peep hole.

I’m drinking partially metled ice cubes because I am just that lazy.

Why are Star Wars fans just called “Star Wars fans”? Why is there no cool nickname?

Do birds need to chirp all damn day?

I hear a lawnmower. Do people downtown have lawns?

Why did anyone ever think Matt Dillon was good looking? I hate his face.

I wonder how many people die alone in hotel rooms every year.