This wallpaper is mesmerizing.
I’m too short to see out of the peep hole.
I’m drinking partially metled ice cubes because I am just that lazy.
Why are Star Wars fans just called “Star Wars fans”? Why is there no cool nickname?
Do birds need to chirp all damn day?
I hear a lawnmower. Do people downtown have lawns?
Why did anyone ever think Matt Dillon was good looking? I hate his face.
I wonder how many people die alone in hotel rooms every year.