It’s Good to Be the Queen… Or Would Be

I just read a blog post about ridiculous things to have done for you if you were the Queen (cause apparently Lizzie has someone to break in her shoes for her).

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The author of said post said she would have people doing mostly cleaning things. So, what crazy things would I forfeit doing in favour of having someone do for me? I thought about it for a few minutes. Sadly, the top things on my list are all personal care and hygiene related.

Someone to do all my cooking, obviously.
Someone to make sure I always have a fresh cup of tea.
Someone to wake me up, force me to work out, then shower, pick out my clothes for me, do my hair.
I remember a line Catherine Zeta-Jones had in America’s Sweethearts where she asks Julia Roberts, her assistant/sister, “Did we brush my teeth?” I remember nothing else from the movie but this idea always stuck with me. Yes. I am THAT lazy that I would prefer someone else to brush my teeth for me.
I would also need a driver.
Someone to make all my important calls.
Someone to do all my shopping.

(These last few things seem too obvious.)
Hmmm… what else?

Someone to read all things to me.

I should put some more thought into this. There has got to be something I want done that isn’t completely lame and pathetic.

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