My Really Old, Really Stupid Quiz

When I was in high school and email was a new thing, we sent around these chain letter things to each other all the time. A lot of them were quizzes you would fill out and send back. Get to know you kind of things. I took it upon myself (as I still do), to consolidate, improve upon, and redistribute. I made up the longest, most pointless and idiotic quiz to ever grace my friends’ inboxes.

Cleaning out my hard drive, I just came across it and was compelled to fill it out. Again.
Enjoy~ (Or not. …Probably not.)

P.S. I DARE you to fill it out and email it back to me!! (kmah88@outlook.com)

What time is it?: 4:48am
Part One~ YOUR TECHNICAL INFO
Full Name: ***** ***** ***
Nicknames: kmah, lil mah
Sex: maybe later
Birthdate: undisclosed
Location: canada, my house, kitchen table
Living Arrangements: organized chaos  (just me and hubby)
Siblings: 1 of each
Shoe Size: 7 (5 in mens for chucks – 5.5 for sambas)
Eye Color: uhhhhh… greyish-teal?
Height: 5’1.5”
Pets: none of the alive variety
Parent’s names: mr. and mrs. minaker
Bedtime: when i’m tired
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Part Two~ Favorites
Type of music: all
Song: atm?… hmmmm. gonna pick ‘bring me to life’ by evanescence. feeling that right now.
CD: of the moment ‘EWBAITE’ – weezer
Singer/Group: weezer, muse, bobby long, ok go, sia, sam bradley
Soundtrack: all the twilight ones
TV show: of all ~ friends, of now ~ the vampire diaries
Movie: all the twilights
Magazine: none
Article of Clothing: ……. maybe my charcoal tna hoodie? or my fat pants and forks t-shirt. hahaha. OR my chucks. does that count? (why am i asking? i made this quiz. if i say it counts, it counts. …it counts.)
Colour: green
Number: 8
Animal: panda
Flower: peony
Radio Station: no thanks
Class: retroactively? (wow, this quiz needs some editing.) uhhh… japanese?
Teacher: ever? idk. me?
Holiday: every day is a fucking holiday…  i’m gonna change this to mean vacation. then, hands down, japan. (forks is a close second though. then weezer cruise.)
Toothpaste: wtf? favourite toothpaste? i currently use colgate max fresh. don’t know that it would be “my favourite”.
Restaurant: sushi inn
Alcoholic Drink: amaretto and coke
Zoo Exhibit: jellyfish or pandas or monkeys
Pair of jeans: silvers
Sport to play: no
Sport to watch: no
Season of the Year: fall
Store: …. sephora maybe? idc
Poet: bobby. haha. for real, idk. i’m not educated enough to have an opinion.
Food: mashed potatoes
Ice cream: chocolate chip cookie dough
Lunch meat: turkey
Juice: … sweet tea
Dessert: cupcakes
Popscile: again… wtf?  creamsicle with pop rocks in it
Day of the week: thursday
Food court meal: poutine
Cartoon: anime (cheater)
Toy as a child: idk. barbies.
Person under the age of 5: nephews (i’m not picking one.)
Person over the age of 65: jay’s dad, grandpa (maybe i should say my parents…)
TV show in the 80’s: full house
Simpson’s character: seriously? barney
Pick-up line: fuck me
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Part Three~ FRIENDS
Best Friend: jay
Person Who You Can Go To For Anything: jay (but most of my friends as well)
Person You Trust Most: jay
Most Caring: jay
Funniest: jay (but really, all my friends. this is why we are friends.)
Person Who Betrayed Your Trust: ****
Things That You Admire About Your Friends: funny, caring, accepting
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Part Four~ LOVE LIFE (For The Girls)
Single or taken: married
If taken, why are you with him?: hubby, duh
OR If not, do you have a crush?:
Do you notice looks or personality first?: how do you ‘notice’ a personality?
What celebrity is your dream guy?: rob
Has it easier, guys or girls?: guys are simple but girls are insane, so neither
Sweet geek or dumb jock?: love my geeks
Which do you find more romantic – mountain resort or beachside?: mountain, but beaches have grown on me
Boxers or Briefs?: boxer briefs
What is your idea of the perfect guy?: combine rob and jay
Describe your ideal date?: meet for drinks, end up talking all night
Do you want to get married? Have a family?: am and maybe
What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done?: all those crafts and shit i mailed?
What is the most romantic thing that has ever been done for you?: oh… everything
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Part Four~ LOVE LIFE (For the Guys)
Single or Taken?:
If taken, why are you with her?:
OR If single, do you have a crush?:
Blondes or Brunettes?:
Long hair or short hair?:
First thing you notice in a girl?:
What turns you on?:
Celebrity that is your dream girl?:
Most romantic place for a date?:
If she asks you out on a date, who pays for the check ~ you, her,
spilt?:
What is your idea of the perfect girl?:
Describe your ideal date?:
Do you want to get married? Have a family?:
What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done?:
What is the most romantic thing that has ever been done for you?:
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Part Five~ OR’s
Sprite or 7-UP: no thanks, unless there is alcohol involved – then, idc.
Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
Pen or Pencil: pen
Dog or Cat: neither, unless stuffed, then dog
Radio or TV: tv
Smarties or M&M’s: smarties (canadian…)
Sore Throat or Upset Stomach: throat
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on what. milkshakes, ice cream and cake – vanilla.
Croutons or Bacon Bits: yes
Apple or Orange: actual fruit – tie, juice – orange
McDonald’s or Wendy’s: mcd
Shampoo or Conditioner: now that i have short hair again, no conditioner needed. and what a stupid question. who is gonna pick JUST conditioner? dumbass.
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Part Six~ WORD ASSOCIATION (First things that comes to mind)
Rubber Gloves: disinfectant
Disney Character: mulan
Fast Food place: mcd
Board Game: monopoly
Rock: paper
Blue: balls
Wet: hair
Cry: harder
Peanut butter: toast
Hay: barn
Paper: scissors
Red: rum
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Part Seven~ Miscellanous
What is one thing you would like to change?: money situation
Were you named after anyone?: no
Which finger is your favourite?: huh? right pinky
When did you last cry?: earlier during tvd – when liz died. well, i teared up. full on cry, when that pain attacked my neck. a few weeks ago?
If you were making a movie about yourself, who would play you?: kristen stewart? lol
Describe your life at present, using a movie genre.: indie (ie. boring or weird)
Who are you jealous of?: people who have satisfying careers
What is the number one priority in your life?: growth
What are your worst habits?: laziness, lack of focus, quitter
What store would you never be caught dead in?: i think i’m beyond this now.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: hell yeah
Are you a daredevil?: in terms of thrill seeking, no. spontaneously deciding to do something like get a tattoo or piercing (*snort*), sure.
Have you told a big secret you swore you wouldn’t?: my own
Have you ever stolen anything?: yes
Do looks matter?: yes
Do you pray?: very very rarely
Have you ever met anyone famous?: 🙂
Are you trendy?: definitely not
What do you do to vent anger?: rant
Are you passive or aggressive?: quite passive
Who is your idol?: idk that i have one anymore. maybe oprah. i admire people who are their own people.
Do you trust others easily?: not anymore
What was your favourite toy as a child?: this is in here twice. in all these years, i’ve never edited that out?
What class in school did you think was totally useless?: all classes have merit, unless bureaucracy is making you take a course you’ve already taken
Do you like sappy love songs?: sometimes
Have you ever been on radio or television?: i’m sure i have but can’t think of any. i’m gonna say this counts~

Do you have a journal?: hahahaha
Have you ever intentionally hurt someone?: if i did, i’m truly sorry.
Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: no
Do you feel understood most of the time?: hardly ever
Have you ever seriously thought about committing suicide?: yes
Would you ever bungee jump?: “not just no but HELL NO!”
Do you untie your shoes everytime you take them off?: depends on the shoe, but usually not (have to with hightop chucks and sambas though)
What are you worried about right now?: having money to send my friends birthday gifts
Do you think you are strong?: probably stronger than i realize
If you could meet anyone, dead or living, who would it be?: oprah, i guess
If you had only one more year to live, would you change the way you’re living now?: i’d like to say yes, but probably not.
If the world were to end in 24 hours, what would you do?: take a shit ton of drugs so i don’t realize what’s happening when it goes down. (let’s be realistic. If everyone knew, airports and other travel options would be packed. if no one knew, i’d go somewhere nice with jay. like tokyo.)
What is one thing not a lot of people know about you?: i’m not as weak as i come across.
What is something you have learned recently?: how to make scrabble tile charms
What is the best smell?: clean boy (i’m pretty sure that hasn’t changed since high school.)
What is the worst smell?: mostly everything. human produced smells.
What is the best feeling in the world?: nest with jay with a rain-produced breeze
What is the worst feeling in the world?: demon poop
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?: it’s rare for me to wake up in the morning. when i do, it’s usually trying to mentally calculate how much longer i can sleep.
Do you get motion sickness?: yes
Do you have names picked out for your future children? What are they?: only middle names – after a musician for the boy and a chinese/family name for a girl
Do you wear contacts?: maybe i’ll find the courage one day
Do you get along with your parents?: superficially
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: not entirely by choice
Do you eat the stems off broccoli?: these questions… smh. not without cheese
If you could trade jobs with anyone in the world, who’s would you pick?: professional travel blogger or research neuroscientist or an actress or oprah
What colour are your bedroom walls?: butterscotch poop
What colour are your bed sheets?: beige and white
If you were a gardening tool, what would you be?: oh, ffs…
If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?: a knife – to go back in time to stab myself for making up such stupid questions
Supposing there is God, what do you want him/her/it’s first words to you be?: “there, it wasn’t that hard, right?”
What is under your bed?:  😉
What time of your life would you go back to and live in again?: to re-do, my last year of high school and my early 20’s. because it was so awesome, twilight time. oh, and 2007 so i could read twilight and not miss out.
What is a piece of clothing that you would love to own?: if i want something, i get it.
Do you smoke?: no
Do you believe in an afterlife?: pearly gates and angels playing harps, no. ghost haunting, no. reincarnation, maybe. rejoining the earth consciousness and energy field, most likely scenario. acquiring an understanding of all that eluded me in life, yes.
What would you say your IQ is?: i have no clue how to rate that stuff. in terms of general intelligence, average. in terms of understanding ‘how and why’, slightly above average. not because i’m born with it or special, but because i spend the time thinking about it. stupid in some ways, smart in others.
What is the nicest accent?: mmmmm, love me some british men.
What is the ugliest accent?: still going with german. so sorry.
What is the last book you read?: all the way through…. possibly divergent! wow. i started a ton. most recently picked up, probably sandra’s book.
What did you think of it?: divergent? meh. sandra’s? in line with a lot of my views. once i finish it, i’d like to chat with her about it.
Do you work?: not for money
If yes, do you like your job? ~OR~ If no, why not?:
List your five biggest pet peeves.: bad grammar, judgmental people, insincerity, lack of consideration, slow technology
List your top five fears.: creepy crawly squiggly things, vomiting, something bad happening to jay or him leaving me, talking on the phone, pain in general
What are three things that you really love?: jay, my friends, my comfort
What is your funniest memory?: i wish i had one good story to tell… can’t think of anything specific right now.
Are you a closet fan of any particular band?: i’m not ashamed of anything.
If you had to get a tattoo (whether you have one already or not), where and what would you get?: my next plan is soot sprites behind my ear. i would also like a lotus tramp stamp, a kodama… somewhere (idk yet), and a back and shoulder piece – not sure of what yet. i would also like bobby lyrics at some point. and a cupcake.
Who is on your “Get Off My Planet” list?: too many people
Describe the state of your bathroom.: not too bad since i just cleaned it last week. starting to show it’s age though.
Are you close with your cousins?: not really
How much money do you have in your bank account?: of my own? not enough.
Do you save money for your future?: yes
Do you have any family members you really don’t like?: definitely
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: roughly 2 hours
Do you snore?: i have.
What is the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you?: nothing much
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what is one logical item you’d like to have with you?: a radio or wifi signal
Do you have anything that you’ve never told anyone?: not really
If television, radios, computers, and phones didn’t exist, could you keep yourself entertained?: maybe not. it would be a huge adjustment.
What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever spent money on?: leather pants
If you couldn’t live now, what era would you like to have lived in?: 50’s, i guess. idk. i really like now.
Who was your first celebrity crush?: michael j fox
What is your best quality?: my quirky outlook
Who is the ugliest person on tv?: stupid question
Did you ever watch Fraggle Rock?: duh
If you were given the opportunity to be rich and famous, would you take it?: absolutely. i could be that asshole who never talks to press or fans.
What makes you get out of bed every day?: i DON’T. eventually, boredom. and jay wouldn’t be happy.
Are you living for the past, the present, or the future?: present, little bit of future
What is the longest time you’ve owned (and worn regularly) a pair of shoes?: *sigh* i apologize for these questions… idk. 5 years.
What category would you put yourself into? (ie. preppy, grunge, conservative, goth, etc.): karen category
Do you have any useless, strange talents?: i sleep for a really long time. it’s a talent.
Do you have a close-knit family?: no
What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to anyone?: i’m glad nothing comes to mind.
Do you think you’re living up to your own standards?: not yet
If you could change one thing about your personality, what would you change?: less lazy, more assertive, more guts
What do you want to do with your life?: bleh. hate that question.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: probably doing the same shit i have been doing for the last 20.
Make 3 wishes for yourself:
1 – find some purpose
2 – work for it and follow through
3 – succeed
What are your opinions on ~
abortion: sometimes it’s a necessary evil
organized religion: not a fan
capital punishment: disagree. you never know for sure and it’s not up to us to judge.
politics: doesn’t affect me. idc.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: sleep
Self physical description: that should say ‘physical self-description’.  unremarkable.
Describe yourself in five words: unusual, mundane, contradiction, WIP, me
Five objects to represent you: fleece blanket, cup of tea, ipod, usb, old valuable work of literature or artifact (most likely of asian origin)
Do you do your own laundry?: i miss being in high school and having everything done for me. now, only 85% of everything is done for me. lol.
What time is it now?: 6:20am. jeebus.

(originally posted to wohngsikneuih)

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